LAZY BONES??
Here’s some fun for the day....
TRIVIA: (Answer below)
JOKE:
I remember one time I told my doctor that I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: “Don’t answer it”
TRICIA’S TWEET OF THE DAY:
We have a two-fold problem with God. We ask too little and we want it too quick.
QUOTE:
“I’ll tell you how to stay young: Hang around with older people.”
(Bob Hope)
(Bob Hope)
RANDOM OBSERVATION:
I was on the Kroger website the other day (you know me & my grocery store) & I was loading online coupons onto my Kroger card. A product popped up. It was spray-on Vaseline Intensive Care lotion. I was like ‘oh my word, seriously?’. So I guess now it’s too much effort to pump the lotion & rub it on. That’ll wear someone out ya’ know. Hey, for a non-exercise girl like me, that counts as one of my workouts. If I start spraying my lotion on, I’ll gain 10 pounds. The spray-on lotion got me to thinking about how we’re a bit of a lazy society. I’ve figured out the root of the problem and what started it all. It’s the TV Remote control. When I was a kid we had 3 channels on the TV. If we wanted to change it, we had to get up, go to the TV & change the channel. Whew. That’s a lot of work. I’m worn out just thinking about it. Nowadays, if I can’t find the remote, I’ll exert way more effort walking around the house looking for it than it would take to go to the TV & change it. Of course, it’s not so easy to change the channel on a TV anymore, so I guess it makes sense. There’s a certain bewilderment/lost feeling that comes with losing the remote. It’s similar to losing your cell phone. It’s kind of a ‘how can I make it now?’ kind of feeling. I just stand there helpless hoping the remote will drop into my hands from the sky. (I also always seem to not be able to find the remote when a commercial is on blasting my eardrums & I want to mute it. This adds a frenzy to my remote search) So, I guess I need to accept that it’s a spray-on, lazy bones type world. I can spray on my lotion, spray on my tan and spray on my makeup. Now, if I can just get spray-on food then I could sit on the couch and get moisturized, beautified, entertained, tanned & fed. Wait a minute.......I’m still going to have to brush my own hair. Wow......life is so hard.....
TRIVIA ANSWER:
Judy Garland
Until next time.....
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