Here’s some fun for the day.....
TRIVIA: (Answer below)
Who was director of the FBI from 1924 to 1972?
JOKE:
Q: What time of day was Adam born?
A: A little before Eve
TRICIA’S TWEET OF THE DAY:
Sometimes waiting is the best thing because it helps to develop the character of God in us.
QUOTES:
“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
(Rodney Dangerfield)
(Rodney Dangerfield)
RANDOM OBSERVATION:
I suggested in previous posts ideas for a new kind of Casual Friday. It would involve talking casual & having casual body language. Details for those can be found in previous posts. As I was thinking of more new Casual Friday options, I got the idea for something else. After a few Casual Fridays, I think we should get fancy smancy and have Formal Friday. Imagine surprising your coworkers, classmates, friends & family with Formal Friday. I thought about what my trip to the grocery might look like on a Formal Friday. (I practically live at Kroger, what can I say)
First, I’d be wearing a long gown as if I was going to the Oscars. I’d of course get my hair & makeup done. Jeeves, the chauffeur would arrive promptly at 10:30am. I may be only going to Kroger to pick up cottage cheese, Metamucil & deli meats, but I must be chauffeured. (Formal Friday is getting expensive already) Jeeves, would drop me off at the front door of Kroger. How nice to not have to walk a few extra feet from the parking lot. I’m allergic to exercise, so this part seems pretty good. The deli worker notices that I’m looking & acting quite differently from last week’s Casual Friday. On Casual Friday I slumped on the counter and said “Yo. Wassup. Buff Chick, thick, pound.” (deciphered - “Hello, I would like Buffalo Chicken breast slicked thick. One pound please”) So I assume Formal Friday would go like this:
I would say ‘Good morning madame. I’m delighted to look upon your selection of delectable lunch meats. I would be incredibly appreciative if you could slice one pound of the Boar’s Head Buffalo Style Chicken so that I may create sandwiches in my homestead. I’m extremely grateful to you. Might I say that the counter’s cleanliness is exquisite today.” She’ll be quiet impressed, I’m sure. On Formal Friday I will be accompanied by a String Quartet that follows me wherever I go. Nothing says Formal Friday quite like grabbing cottage cheese to the sounds of Boccherini’s ‘Minuet’. Kind of makes me want to put on the Marie Antoinette powder wig & dance near the eggs. We’ll save that for 17th Century Friday. ( or French Friday) I think I’ll ask the quartet to play Tchaikovsky’s ‘1812 Overture’ for my jaunt towards the Metamucil. Toodles dahlings.
TRIVIA ANSWER
J. Edgar Hoover
Until next time.........
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