COLD WEATHER HUMOR & JOKES

Here's some fun for the day…….

TRIVIA:  
What two planets of our solar system have no moons?

BRAIN TEASER:
What are the next three letters in the following sequence?

J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, __, __, ___


TRICIA'S TWEET OF THE DAY:
If we are struggling with a difficult situation, stay full of hope and remember that God can change everything.

HUMOR FOR A COLD AND BLUSTERY DAY

"Baby it's Cold Outside" as the song says.   So in keeping with frigid temperatures, I thought some cold weather humor would be in order.     Enjoy!

COLD WEATHER JOKES:

Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? 

A: Polaroids 

Q: What's an ig? 

A: A snow house without a loo

Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? 

A: On a map

Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? 
A: Leeks

Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? 
A: Cold cream. 

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? 

A: A receding hare line. 

Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? 

A: They're both below C level! 

HOW COLD WAS IT??

It was so cold....
Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs

It was so cold...

Grandpa’s teeth were chattering......in the glass

It was so cold....

When we milked the cows we got ice cream

It was so cold....

The politicians had their hands in their own pockets

It was so cold....

Richard Simmons started wearing pants.

COLD WEATHER 'KNOCK KNOCK' JOKES

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Freeze.

Freeze Who?

“Freeze a jolly good fellow....”

Knock Knock

Who’s There?
Emma.

Emma Who?
Emma a bit cold out here, let me in

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska my mom if I can play in the snow.

Enjoy the winter weather!

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TRIVIA ANSWER:
Mercury and Venus

BRAIN TEASER ANSWER
S, O, N   ( the letters are the first letters of the months, so September, October and November were next)

Until next time……..