SUMMER JOKES AND HUMOR

Here's some fun for the day…….

TRIVIA:

How many U.S. States border Mexico?

RIDDLE:

I'm the son of water but when I return to water I die.  What am I?

COMIC FUN:

                                  

TRICIA'S TWEET OF THE DAY:

Trust God's strength to be made visible in your times of weakness.

SUMMER JOKES:

I've been extra busy this summer and haven't had as many chances to post, but found some time and thought I'd share some summer jokes before the summer is over.

Q:  What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
A:  Phew!  I’m bacon!

Q:  How do you prevent a summer cold?
A:  Catch it in the winter.

Q:  What washes up on tiny beaches?
A:  Microwaves

Q:  What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A:  Phillipe Phillope

Q:  How do bears keep their dens cold in the summer?
A:  They use bear-conditioning.

Q:  Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A:  Because they peel

Q:  What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A:  Nothing, it just waved.

Q:  Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A:  Because they’re shellfish

Q:  Why are pirates called pirates?
A:  They just arrrrggghh.

Q:  Who won the race....the little wave or the big wave?
A:  Neither, in ended in a tide.

Q:  Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A:  Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Olaf from "Frozen" wishing for summer

Hope you're having a great summer!
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TRIVIA ANSWER:
4

RIDDLE ANSWER:
ice


Until next time…...