Here's some fun for the day…….
TRIVIA:
How many U.S. States border Mexico?
RIDDLE:
I'm the son of water but when I return to water I die. What am I?
COMIC FUN:
TRICIA'S TWEET OF THE DAY:
Trust God's strength to be made visible in your times of weakness.
SUMMER JOKES:
I've been extra busy this summer and haven't had as many chances to post, but found some time and thought I'd share some summer jokes before the summer is over.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
A: Phew! I’m bacon!
A: Phew! I’m bacon!
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter.
A: Catch it in the winter.
Q: What washes up on tiny beaches?
A: Microwaves
A: Microwaves
Q: What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phillope
A: Phillipe Phillope
Q: How do bears keep their dens cold in the summer?
A: They use bear-conditioning.
A: They use bear-conditioning.
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel
A: Because they peel
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish
A: Because they’re shellfish
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: They just arrrrggghh.
A: They just arrrrggghh.
Q: Who won the race....the little wave or the big wave?
A: Neither, in ended in a tide.
A: Neither, in ended in a tide.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Olaf from "Frozen" wishing for summer
Hope you're having a great summer!
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TRIVIA ANSWER:
4
RIDDLE ANSWER:
ice
Until next time…...
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