Monday, July 7, 2014

SUMMER JOKES AND HUMOR





Here's some fun for the day…….


TRIVIA:
How many U.S. States border Mexico?

RIDDLE:
I'm the son of water but when I return to water I die.  What am I?


COMIC FUN:



                                  















TRICIA'S TWEET OF THE DAY:
Trust God's strength to be made visible in your times of weakness.


SUMMER JOKES:

I've been extra busy this summer and haven't had as many chances to post, but found some time and thought I'd share some summer jokes before the summer is over.

Q:  What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?
A:  Phew!  I’m bacon!
Q:  How do you prevent a summer cold?
A:  Catch it in the winter.
Q:  What washes up on tiny beaches?
A:  Microwaves
Q:  What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A:  Phillipe Phillope
Q:  How do bears keep their dens cold in the summer?
A:  They use bear-conditioning.
Q:  Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A:  Because they peel
Q:  What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A:  Nothing, it just waved.
Q:  Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A:  Because they’re shellfish
Q:  Why are pirates called pirates?
A:  They just arrrrggghh.
Q:  Who won the race....the little wave or the big wave?
A:  Neither, in ended in a tide.
Q:  Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A:  Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.



Olaf from "Frozen" wishing for summer


Hope you're having a great summer!
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TRIVIA ANSWER:
4

RIDDLE ANSWER:
ice


Until next time…...

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