Tuesday, May 14, 2013

JUST SOME HUMOR TO TICKLE THE OLE FUNNY BONE


Here's some fun for the day......

TRIVIA: (Answer below)
What does M & M stand for in the M & M candy?

JOKE:
Q:  How do you make anti-freeze?
A:  Take away her blanket.

QUOTE:
“My wife thinks I’m too nosy.   At least that’s what she keeps scribbling in her diary.”
(Drake Sather)

TRICIA'S TWEET OF THE DAY:
Practice prayer as a first resort, not last.


RANDOM COMIC:








ANOTHER RANDOM COMIC:








RANDOM HUMOR:

A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer.  In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.  
    “What did you take?” his parish priest asked.
    “Enough to build my own home and enough for my son’s house.  And houses for our two daughters.  And our cottage at the lake.”
    “This is very serious, “ the priest said.  “I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance.  Have you ever done a retreat?”
    “No, Father, I haven’t.” The man replied.  “But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber.”



TRIVIA ANSWER:
Mars & Murrie

Until next time....

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