SAINT PATRICK'S DAY HUMOR & JOKES

Here's some fun for the day…..


ST. PATRICK'S DAY TRIVIA:

1.  What was the first color associated with St. Patrick's Day before the color green?

2.  Irish is the ________ most reported ancestry in the United States.
a. First
b. Second
c. Fifth
d. Tenth

3.  What are the three colors of the flag of Ireland?

4.  What day in the life of St. Patrick does March 17th supposedly mark?

5.  What does the Irish phrase "Érinn go Brâch"mean?


SAINT PATRICK'S COMIC FUN:

SAINT PATRICK DAY JOKES:

Q:  Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A:  Because they are always a little short.

Q:  Why don't you iron 4-leaf clovers?
A:  Because you don't want to press your luck

Q:  How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A:  He's Dublin over with laughter.

Q:  What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
A:  A Sham Rock

Q:  Where can you always find gold?
A;  In the dictionary.




Knock, Knock.
Who's there.
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's day!

TRIVIA ANSWERS

1.  Blue
2.  Second
3.  Green, white & orange
4.  His first haircut.  Just kidding.   The day of his death is the correct answer
5.  "Erin got chocolates'  Just kidding again.  It means "Ireland forever".

Until next time…...