Tuesday, March 26, 2013

EGG-CUSE ME





Here’s some fun for the day

TRIVIA: (ANSWER BELOW)
What novel did Universal Studios pay Michael Crichton $2 million for before it was even published?

JOKE: 
Q:  What day do eggs hate most?
A:  Fry-day

TRICIA TWEET OF THE DAY:
Let God work in His time & in His way to do something big.  Too often we get impatient for a response & we aim too low for an answer.

QUOTE:
“When my mother would have to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”
(Gracie Allen)

RANDOM OBSERVATION:
The other day I suggested that people of America switch Easter Egg hunts from hunting hard-boiled eggs & plastic eggs to hunting scrambled eggs.  This method would make the hunt much easier.  Well, I got lots of letters & emails from other styles of eggs all expressing to me that they felt left out.  Omelets, Poached eggs and Over Easy eggs were upset with me.  Even Snow White’s cousin Egg White wanted to be included.  He was an Egg-stra in the Snow White movie.  He tells dozens of yolks, he’s always cracking me up.  So, I figure, these eggs should be in the hunt too.   Hey, the more the merrier, so let’s turn the backyard this into a bevy of eggdom.  Add them all. Little kids could carry frying pans instead of baskets to collect their eggs.  Those kids on the poached egg quest could carry an English Muffin, a slice of cheese & some Canadian bacon and they’d have their very own Egg McMuffin.   The stores these days may have some pretty fancy plastic eggs with their glitter, cartoon characters & such, but for this year’s Easter Egg hunts.....let’s all kick it up a notch & give the cooked eggs of the world a chance to join in the fun.  So.....fire up the frying pan......and remember to always keep your Sunny Side Up.

TRIVIA  ANSWER:
Jurassic Park

Until next time.......

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